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((Indie RP blog for Sterling Archer from FX's Archer. This is a side blog, so I'll follow back from my main, brains-a-bit-betwixt.

Tracking the tag: codenameduchess

Mun and muse are both 18+, and as Archer is an extremely sexual character, this blog is probably going to have a LOT of nsfw.))

Oh yeah. Sexual Sunday. Feel free to invade my poor virgin ask box. Just be gentle.

tea-phantomhive:

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6 months ago 10787

Send me an “Excuse Me” and I’ll tell you my muse’s reaction to being Interrupted while…

memeit:

Note:Uses a Number Generator

1. In the Shower
2. Taking a Test
3.Confessing
4. Changing
5. Falling Asleep
6. Confessing their Vows at a Wedding
7. Dancing at Home
8. Singing
9. Giving a Lecture
10. Playing a Video Game
11. In a bubble bath
12. Re-enacting a scene from a movie
13. Crying
14. Ranting
15. Having a Bad Day
16. In an Embarrassing/Provocative Costume

 

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6 months ago 16605

((Just for the record. This week is ridiculous amounts of hectic. If I don’t get back to you right away, don’t take it personally, it’s just that my portfolio to get into my major is due soon. I love you all, and I’ll be back as soon as possible.))

(Source: brains-a-bit-betwixt)

6 months ago 4

((Just for the record. This week is ridiculous amounts of hectic. If I don’t get back to you right away, don’t take it personally, it’s just that my portfolio to get into my major is due soon. I love you all, and I’ll be back as soon as possible.))

(Source: brains-a-bit-betwixt)

6 months ago 4

Anonymous
♥♥ ((codename-duchess))

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman:

codename-duchess:

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman-deact:

18. Some sad news

"Remember polar bear chick? Yeah. She didn’t buy it."

 

"So you basically didn’t do a damn thing I said. Great."

"No. I didn’t. I didn’t like the way you wanted to do it." 

"Then it’s your own damn fault your bed will be empty tonight."


Anonymous
♥♥ ((codename-duchess))

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman:

codename-duchess:

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman:

codename-duchess:

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman-deact:

18. Some sad news

"Remember polar bear chick? Yeah. She didn’t buy it."

"Wait, what do you mean, she didn’t buy it?”

"As in she didn’t believe that I wrestled a polar bear." 

“Well, then, that’s probably because you didn’t actually try, you asshole.”

"I didn’t flex if that’s what you’re asking. Or show off my muscle. I just….talked."

"So you basically didn’t do a damn thing I said. Great."

bilbo-of-the-shire:

Cards Against Humanity:

Where anything is possible. Such as Bilbo and Sterling Archer getting into an all-out-brawl: full of saying ‘Hobbit’ again and ankle biting.

Bless the RP community. Bless them so much.

Seriously, he fucking bit me.

6 months ago 0
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Reblog if you rp nsfw.

weactnormal:

And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

  • blood
  • gore
  • horror
  • psychological
  • and anything possibly largely triggering

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6 months ago 50895

Anonymous
♥♥ ((codename-duchess))

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman:

codename-duchess:

kristoff-icelife-bjorgman-deact:

18. Some sad news

"Remember polar bear chick? Yeah. She didn’t buy it."

"Wait, what do you mean, she didn’t buy it?”

"As in she didn’t believe that I wrestled a polar bear." 

“Well, then, that’s probably because you didn’t actually try, you asshole.”